Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
We ain’t made of money! Give us all the deals! Whether you’re shopping for you or for presents, here are some sick, sweet deals out there for Black Friday (the day everybody gets out of the red) and Cyber Monday (the day everybody gets back outta bed). So get in, loser, we’re goin’ shopping!
Oh, and don’t forget to peek at xoVain’s roundup too, for all the best beauty deals. They're updating regularly as well.
Aerosoles: Up to 50% on select styles, and there’s a VIP Exclusive for an extra 20% on purchases of 2 or more pairs of shoes.
AG Jeans: November 22 (VIP invite only), November 23-28 (all shoppers) – 30% off side wide and in stores with code ‘AGTHIRTY’ – excludes use of gift cards and purchases at AG outlet stores.
Akola: 40% off all product on Cyber Monday 11/28
Amazon: DUH. Rolling sales all day, every day, with special drops at specific times. The site says, “limited-supply deals will go quickly, but we'll add new deals as often as every 5 minutes so you can be sure to find a great deal!” EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 1-Click was a bad idea, you guys. If you’re a devout Amazon deal shopper, follow their Twitter.
APL: Complimentary ‘Run Everything’ T-shirt (men) or Tank (women) with purchase of any pair of shoes while supplies last + 10% off purchase. Valid through November 28.
Bauble Bar: On the 25, get 30% off site-wide. The 28? 25% off 1, 35% off 2 or more items. From the 30 until December 11, get limited time deals of last minute gifts (“12 Days of Stocking Stuffers”) then from December 12 until the 13, 30% off site-wide.
Bloomingdales: On November 27, look forward to 25% off site-wide. On December 2, 25% storewide and a special 20% off electric, gadgets, and cookware. And then the magical after Christmas sale begins where you can get up to 75% off original prices.
Cultro: 30% off with code CULTBFM, valid 11/24-11/28
EcoVessel: 25% off the entire site with code: Cybervessel25 Wed 11/23 through Monday 11/28
Ectu: 20% off handbags and travel bags off sitewide with code THANKS16, valid 11/24-11/28.
Expedia: WHAT! 50% off select hotel bookings valid Black Friday 11/25 & Cyber Monday 11/28. Additionally, Expedia.com has teamed up with Mastercard to give away a dream island getaway to the Maldives.
FASHIONABLE: 20% off site-wide and free shipping with code ‘HOLIDAY’. Valid Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
Floating Lotus: On Black Friday and Cyber Monday, sign up for a Floating Lotus membership for $59 and receive a 60-minute float session a month as well as 10% off all wellness treatments. Purchase a 10-class yoga pack for $100. Get a holistic Weight Loss Session for $89, which includes Infrared Sauna therapy, Cavi-Lipo, a non-invasive cavitation liposuction treatment utilizing ultrasonic waves to separate fat cells for removal, and “ear seeds,” tiny round beads taped onto acupressure points in the ear to help stimulate weight loss and reduce hunger.
Forward: Keeping it simple: on the 25th, get over 65% off.
Frances Valentine: 30% off ALL items site wide, including sale items. Valid through 11/25 - 11/29.
Frank + Oak: Black Friday sale is 35% off all regular-priced items on menswear and womenswear from Thursday 11/25 - Sun 11/27 at 11 am ET. Cyber Monday (November 28), enjoy an additional 20% off on sale items, for up to 70% off.
Frankies Bikinis: 50% off all 2016 swim styles Black Friday - Sunday with code BLACK50; 60% off all 2016 swim styles Cyber Monday with code CYBER60
Green Goo: 50% off pet first aid with code: Giving50. 40% off any product on Black Friday with code: BIZ40. 40% any product on Cyber Monday with code: CYBER40
Gunas: 25% off vegan handbags sitewide on Black Friday with code HOLIDAYLOVE; 30% off sitewide on Cyber Monday with code HAPPYCYBER
H&M: Will be having a big Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale, but it’s under wraps until day of. BUT JUST KNOW, IT WILL BE HAPPENING.
J.Crew: 30% off storewide on all regularly priced items and an extra 40% off the lowest marked price on all sale items.
JCPenney: Over the weekend, get $10 off orders over $25 in store and online. Plus, 20% off with a JCP card, or 15% of with other payment. From Nov 28 – 30, take 20% off in store and online. Plus, 33% off online orders over $100. On December 1, a five day sale kicks off - Customer Appreciation with 2x’s the Rewards Points, 25% off omni and 30% off when you spend $100+ online.
Jet Set Candy: 20% off sitewide with code CYBER20 at checkout, Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
JonesNY: From the 24 until the 28, take 40% off sitewide + free shipping on all orders with code Celebrate40.
Keds: From 11/22-11/29, get 30% off all full-priced styles, no exclusions, and 10% of sale styles.
Le Cou: Up to 60% off select styles, no code needed, 11/25-11/28
Lilly Pulitzer: On the 24, the “Colorful Weekend Sale” starts where you spend $75 and you get some earrings. $150 Spend = Necklace and $500 Spend = enamel jewelry box. On the 28, they’re calling Cyber Monday “Mystery Monday” -- any spend from 12 AM - 10 AM, get a notebook. Any Spend @ 10 AM – 7 PM, get an ornament. Any spend from 7 PM to 12 AM, get a Wine Carrier. And all day? Spend $200 and you get a printed water bottle.
Lorna Jane: 30% off in-store nationally and 30% off from now until Cyber Monday.
Love With Food: 15% off all subscription plans with free shipping in USA (or $3.99/mo shipping for international orders), plus get a $10 GWP.
Milly: Sales run from November 23rd-28on Milly.com: Spend $250 get $50 off with code “MILLYMONEY50,” spend $400 get $100 off “MILLYMONEY100” and spend $650 get $200 off “MILLYMONEY200.”
Mira Rae: 30% off sitewide Black Friday with code MIRA30
Nordstrom: Customers get an additional 20% off select clearance merchandise from Friday, November 25 to Monday, November 27 (check for your local store here). Nordstrom.com will offer customers Black Friday deals including an additional 20% off select merchandise from Friday, November 25-Sunday, November 27. For Cyber Monday, the site offers an additional 20% off select clearance items all day long on Nordstrom.com.
The Outnet: TheOutnet.com will be holding its annual November Clearance Sale from now until the 29th. Discounts of up to 85% off.
Raw Generation: 70% off sitewide with code Skinny70, valid 11/25-11/28
Revolve: On the 28, get 20% off all final sale items. Code: INSTYLECYBER20
Soothe: Starting the afternoon of Thanksgiving, buy 3 Soothe gift certificates of any value and get a $99 credit (price of one 60-minute massage!) The deal runs through Cyber Monday.
Sperry: From the 23rd to the 28th, take 50% off select styles and on the 27th and 28th, get a free Tote Bag with a $100+ order.
Suavs: 40% off select shoe styles, no code needed, valid 11/25-11/28
Teva: November 24th- November 28: 25% off site wide
Woodzee: $20 off select Black Friday styles with code BLACKOUT16, valid 11/25-11/27; 30% off select Cyber Monday styles with code CYBER16, valid 11/28-11/29
Yoox.com: On the 24, get an extra 20% off sitewide, plus Free Shipping, on the 25, get an extra 25% off sitewide, plus Free Shipping, and an extra 30% off mobile and app purchases ONLY, plus Free Shipping. On the 28, get an extra 30% off sitewide, plus Free Shipping. From December 2 to the 6, take 20% off orders under $250, and 25% off orders $250 or more (all of the above discounts will be applied automatically at checkout).
Zeel: $30 off your first massage with BFRIDAY, or $20 off a massage with BFRIDAY20 if you've purchased on before. 15% off all gift card purchases on Cyber Monday.
This is a living, breathing, ever-evolving post, so check back often to see new ones we'll be adding over the next few days as we either find out about them or get permission to tell you about ones we already know about but were sworn to secrecy not to share until later! KEEPING SECRETS IS HARD.