Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
Larry the Downing Street cat has inexplicably become our Twitter mascot. Hugely preferable to another pic of me gurning away at the camera, non?
The launch of xoJane.co.uk is looming (in a good way, not a scary way) and before you ask, no I can’t tell you when it is -- well I can, but I won’t, because I like to have something to lord over you all. Anyway, it's really, really REALLY soon.
If you want to get in on the action early, head over to our Twitter on Sunday evening at 7pm for the first ever xoJane pub quiz (waaaaah!).
The premise is simple: For two hours from 7pm GMT, I leave a question on our Twitter every 15 minutes, the answers to which can be found in one of mine or Phoebe's posts on xoJane.com. So, it’s something of a treasure hunt, if you will.
Tweet us back with your answer, but try to avoid the temptation to cheat and check out your fellow xoJaner’s answers -- that’s just not cricket, chaps.
At the end, I’ll send out the answers and pick a winner at random, who will get sent a beauty bag cooked up by our very own Phoebe F.
The only T&C to remember is that we can only send the beauty bag out in the UK, but please get involved anyway if you’re in the US or Canada or anywhere else and we’ll send you some...hugs. Hugs are as good as beauty bag aren’t they? No?
Xo Quizmaster Holman
In the mean time, make sure you follow us on Twitter @xojaneuk for more hilarious, witty, insightful banter condensed into 140 characters.