Over the weekend, I had to "out-dog lady" this dog lady I met at the park.
"Oh yeah?" said she. "Well, I have a stroller for my dog."
"Oh yeah," I said. "I have my dog tattooed on me in three places AND I edit this dog website that is read in obsessive detail by all the top pooches."
During this little exchange, I was wearing a poodle print top, so I was obviously the victor. And this qualifies me to instruct you on the best pet-themed products for the haute dog (and cat, and rabbit) lovers in your life. For the record, I also have a cat and a rabbit tattooed on me, so yeah, totally qualified.