Etsy Spotlight: 10 Raunchy Valentines That Are Too Hot For Hallmark

Looking for a Valentine’s Day card for your lover that’s a little less “earnest poem on a watercolor background”?

Feb 10, 2014 at 2:30pm | Leave a comment

Looking for a Valentine’s Day card for your lover that’s a little less “earnest poem on a watercolor background” and a little more “blatant reference to blowjobs and spanking”? Look no further than Etsy! Here are 10 seriously sexy Valentines you definitely won’t find in the grocery store greeting card section…
 
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1. Favorite Thing To Do $4 Etsy
 
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2. I Want to sex you up $4 Etsy
 
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3. Riding Lessons $4.50 Etsy
 
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4. Genital Love $4 Etsy
 
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5. Happy Fucking V-Day $4.25 Etsy
 
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6. Spanking $4 Etsy
 
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7. I Heart Your Penis $4.50 Etsy
 
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8. I Wanna Blow You $5 Etsy
 
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9. Nice Cock $4 Etsy
 
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10. Get Naked $4 Etsy
 
 
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