Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
Gala says that this book a "serious beauty bible," but isn't down with being told that aspects of her hair and makeup are apparently cheapo looking. It's just a little bit WTF and I think commenter JenFiz put the concept of looking expensive quite nicely:
Your virtual trophy, dear Fiz:
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