Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
If you want super white teeth, you can get all the stuff you need from your neighborhood drugstore (or at the drugstore you drive 25 minutes to because they always have better nailpolish and newer magazines). So cheap! So accessible! HOW AND WHY? 'Cause Cat's blindingly sexy smile is full of secrets-- and she shared them all!
While I'm pretty positive she wasn't the only one who skipped off to buy everything in Cat's article, Annie Hennessey still wins comment of the week:
Teeth whitening tools as assholes. Because why not? You made me and everyone around me laugh.
Your virtual trophy, madame:
Are you having a good weekend and do you care about having white teeth? Tweet at me and tell me, why don't you? @madelinelou