Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
This week the WINNER of the weekly reader comment contest is Brooklynbee! Congrats, you buzzy, winged creature, you WIN. Madame Bee commented on Emily's Booty-Spanx post, and made us realize that big asses aren't necessarily better. She also kind of rewrote this proverb; I'll never say it the correct way again.
Here is your virtual trophy, you dollfaced frequent commentor. Keep 'em coming!