Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
BWAHAHAHAHHA! I know, right? It's a cat wearing a suit.
This guy's name is George and he is described as a "quiet" cat who "loves science, especially quantum theory, and feels that doctors should be more forthcoming with health advice despite the influence of the pharmaceutical companies." For $42, he can be yours, as can any of artist Heather Mattoon's fine art prints of cats wearing clothing, like Sid the hairless Buddhist or loner tabby Cooper.
I own no stock in this company, but I should disclose that I am president of the Society for the Advancement of Animals Wearing Clothing.