Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
Oh Hey, readers. We're close, right? I mean, we've shared some pretty intimate things with you, and Emily showed you her boobs. So why aren't you following our social accounts? We gots:
FACEBOOK: Duh. This one is where we share most of our behind-the-scene pics, videos and daily musings, photos of our overweight cats, etc. And where you can weigh in on content you'd like to see and questions you'd like us to ask celebrities.
TUMBLR: YAY! Tumblr is a magical land of procrastination/inspiration; follow us! xojanedotcom.tumblr.com. Please pardon our lack of slick, personalized xoJane tempate. You know how some Tumblrs are just...RAW?
Look, we know you already follow that weird guy you slept with one time, so we have to be better than that, right?