OK, do NOT tell Jane I'm posting this, because she doesn't like ragging on other media and neither do I, because I LOVE magazines. But let's hope she is sleeping off yesterday's hospital trip, because this is just ridiculous!
WHERE is the rolls of fat? WHERE? Oh, you mean, that gravity there? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY???? If the editors of this UNNAMED TABLOID were to see me in downward dog, they would cry like tiny, parentless babies.