This Is Hardcore: I Found You All Khal Drogo Porno Fanfiction

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Aug 15, 2011 at 4:02pm | Leave a comment

So Khal Drogo is dead. I'm not even going to spoiler alert that because "Game Of Thrones" ended like ages ago and if you haven't watched it yet then you sorta suck. Because it was AWESOME. And Daenerys and Drogo were like, the mystical, better hair'd, more kickass version of Luke and Laura for our generation.

So, we have a million years to wait for Season Two of "Game Of Thrones," or at least a year, and Drogo is dead, which bums me out totally and maybe he comes back to life because of Daenerys's super dragon powerz, but I don't know this because I haven't read the books. Yet.

So until I read the books, I did the NEXT best thing (OK, not) to reading the books which was scour the Internet to find some amazingly awesome Drogo/Daenerys fanfiction to tide us all over.

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The above drawing is by someone named "Mygrimmbrother" on Deviant Art. I'm not sure if "MyGrimmbrother" has read this fanfiction by "aireeE" yet. Select lines:

"Daenerys could feel his excitement rising and poking against her butt."

"Her loud moans were like the music of horse hooves to his ears and the beating of a dothraki drum to his heart."

"They mated their mouth wildly, as wild as the dothraki's fight. "

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Not to be outdone, someone named Fireypen37 wrote some Daenerys/Drogo prose for us all to enjoy.

"Daenerys rolled astride and rode him to completion, pleasure battering her like the hooves of horses."

"Her husband set a hard pace of deep, pounding thrusts looking much like a stallion himself, veins bulging, nostril flared, the heave of sweat soaked muscle."

"One of Daenerys's favorite morning rituals was braiding his hair. It was so thick and black, glossy like a stallion's tail with flashes of blue among the sable strands."

A lot of the stories are about his hair. And people really like comparing Khal Drogo to a pony. Or Stallion.

And judging by the Khal Drogo as Conan the barbarian fangirlism happening on Lesley's "Dirty Dancing" post, some of you feel the same way. Got any fanfiction you'd like to share?