The Best Actual Sentences From the IMDB Episode Guide to "A.L.F."

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Publish date:
October 12, 2011
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I don't think this needs an introduction. Maybe just, "My name is Julieanne, and I don't sleep very well." OK? Without further A.D.O., please enjoy these painstakingly culled, chronological "Best of" lines from the IMDB episode guide to "A.L.F." These are all very real descriptions of very real television episodes.

All of which are available on Hulu. Thank you and enjoy your day.Season 1, Episode 6: For Your Eyes OnlyALF becomes the friend of a lonely blind woman.Season 1, Episode 18: Border SongWillie has a problem at work: a lost Mexican boy is at his office.Season 1, Episode 12: Oh, TannerbaumThe Tanners then have two tasks: to teach ALF all about Christmas and find a new Christmas tree.Season 1, Episode 16: Try to Remember: Part 1 of 2ALF bumps his head and loses his memory. All he knows is that his name is Wayne Schlagel and that he's an insurance agent. Season 1, Episode 19: Wild ThingWill the cage be strong enough?Season 1, Episode 22: It Isn't Easy... Bein' GreenLynn has introduced ALF to rap music.Season 1, Episode 23: The GamblerALF discovers the alluring world of horse racing.Season 2, Episode 11: Hail to the ChiefALF is frustrated because he can't vote in the presidential election.Season 2, Episode 24: TequilaALF assists Kate's alcoholic friend to the realization that she needs help.

Season 2, Episode 26: Varsity DragALF discovers that he is responsible for Lynn not being able to attend Amherst College.Season 3, Episode 4: Tonight, TonightALF hosts the Tonight Show instead of Johnny Carson. Is it a dream?Season 3, Episode 8: Turkey in the StrawWill Pete sell ALF out after he's talked with him for a while? Will he?ALF: Season 3: Episode 10ALF points out that Willie has turned from an idealist to a sell-out.Season 3, Episode 13: Hide AwayALF has ordered a non-refundable satellite dish.Season 3, Episode 19: SuperstitionALF accidentally burns Brian's History book in the oven.Season 4, Episode 3: Wanted: Dead or AliveALF watches "Crimestoppers" and sees a guy resembling Willie who is wanted for polygamy.Season 4, Episode 17: Gimme That Old Time ReligionIn order to become a minister, ALF must preside over a ceremony.Season 4, Episode 21: Stayin' AliveWhen ALF finds out that a local corporation is using CFCs that pollute the environment, he writes several letters of protest.Season 4, Episode 22: Hungry Like the WolfALF decides to cut meat from his diet.