It's basically SAW: Beauty Edition.
It was too darn hard to choose a winner by merit -- y'all have some great needle tales! -- so I did it by random drawing instead. The winner of the Hoopla book giveaway from last week is:
Klibertydyer, who told an amazing tale of sewing a button on a dress using wire and dental floss. I like the cut of your jib, K! Hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org with your address and we'll get your prize in the mail.