Would You Wear Your Own Face on a Shirt?

You are really pretty. I'd totally wear your face on a shirt!
Publish date:
March 19, 2014
shoppables, selfies, photos, trends, tank tops, sweatshirts, your face

Think you've seen everything there is that could ever be printed on a t-shirt? You actually haven't, because there's still one final t-shirt frontier to be conquered -- your face.

Well, that's technically my face, but you can now have your very own face (or the face of anyone you love/hate) emblazoned on a t-shirt, tank top or sweatshirt using a dye sublimation process that produces a crystal clear, photo-realistic image from any picture you can manage to upload to your computer.

The clever souls behind this wonderful yet slightly repulsive idea are actually a Canadian company called Shelfies. They are based in Toronto, which explains why they are offering what they call the Rob Ford Crack Commandments "sweater" for sale. (It's really a sweatshirt.) Canadians: calling a sweatshirt a sweater for reasons unknown since god knows when.

The possibilities here are clearly endless. You could upload a photo of your own naked torso from neck to waist in order to go out "nude" in public, or submit a close-up of your own eyeball or the inside of your mouth as a sort of subversive selfie. I happen to have a handy photo of the inside of my mouth at the ready, because I got a filling and was trying to look at it. Why would I even consider using a mirror when my phone is so handy?

I'm pretty seriously considering getting a shirt with my dog Casey's face all over it, because he is just so darn handsome that I cannot even stand it.

Although I actually think I'm going to go for the tank top version:

If you aren't feeling your own face, (and who could blame you, this is the stuff of serial killers) Shelfies offers a range of other stomach-churningly realistic garments for your wearing pleasure. I'm partial to the foodstuffs, but they have a whole range of weird-ass stuff on their site.

But Shelfies isn't the only company getting in on the photographic clothing trend. You can also casually lounge around your own home in a super cozy pepperoni pizza or gummy-bear printed onesie from Beloved Shirts.com:

Alternatively, you could hit the town in a pair of their sugar cube or sprinkle-printed leggings:

If there's not a single person, pet or foodstuff in your life that you deem shirt-worthy, don't fret. You can always just order this t-shirt plastered with pics of everyone's favorite feminist boyfriend:

Let's just close this post by saying that I once saw Ryan Gosling singing Christmas carols to a bunch of kids in hospital beds. SWOON CITY.

* A very special thanks to the lovely @SomerSherwood for finding this crazy gem in the bowels of the Interwebz in the first place!

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