Trend Alert! Disembodied Man Arms Sexiest Accessory for Spring

Because no look is complete without faceless dudes groping you.

May 6, 2011 at 2:28pm | Leave a comment

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Kate Moss' 5 arms vs Bambi Northwood-Blythe's 1 arm.

It is officially not enough to dress in a provocative manner, unless you have some dude's arm(s) hanging off of you.

You can pair the graceful man arm covering your bits with jeans and tighty-whities like this June/July Australian Harper's Bazaar cover. Or, for a more sophisticated look, perhaps I can interest you in 5 male arms pulling apart your shirt, like in May's French Vogue.

But let's face it, this "dude arms" thing is totally not new. In fact, it might be another effect of the current 90s influence sweeping the fashion world. You know what I'm talking about:

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Only dude arms could make reverse fit jeans and a chain wallet sexy. Get into it?