Having an organized and stylish place to keep your weed that you can leave out in plain sight is an option any adult deserves.
OMIGGODDDD, you guys. You all know how I’m crazy ridiculously obsessed with BAMBI? YES, Bambi! See, I even have this poster above my bed, right next to my amazing Justin Bieber poster (and that’s a Phil Collins [the artist] Britney–Spears-with-with-gold-fronts-wearing-her-Elvis-costume Artforum cover in there, too, bitches!)
I am wearing sunglasses in that picture because I am hungover on a new medication called Trazadone that is knocking the friggin’ life out of me! It’s for my depressive episodes and it’s sort of, thus far, a TrazaDON’T.
Shiz is knocking me the f*&% out! Though it’s working to calm me down a bit and make me sleep and be a regular person instead of a hard-partying little fruit bat. And then I’m way too late with my stories and Emily wants to kill me. Sorry, Emily. I lovez you.
Anyway, I’m sitting on my bed thinking about BAMBI. Bambi, I love you! My Bambi obsession is so intense that everyone – everyone – in the xojane.com office knows that I’m obsessed with him.
Yes, him. FACT: Did you know that Bambi is a boy? He is! The prince of the enchanted forest, according to his Wikipedia page. He’s a Pan! Like the Peter Pan archetype: puerile. That’s Latin, bitches. Bambi will never grow up (in my head!), and it sounds sort of like someone we know (duh, that would be ME.)
Okay, anyway, the point of this post – which I am writing RAWTHER quickly as I have to go to the Plaza hotel and meet Rachel Zoe and talk about her new beauty line (do you DIE?! DO. YOU. DIE. I die!) – is that after I spoke about Bambi way too many weird, non sequitur-ish times in staff meetings, my girl Laia looked me out and found me the dopest Bambi fashion imaginable.
Okay, not THE best Bambi fashion available – Lily Allen wore THAT dress, with hot pink f&%king hair like a queen; GOD, do you love it?! – anyway, the best Bambi fashion available to ME is this HOT HOT HOT Disney by Patterson J. Kincaid Baby Bambi Sweatshirt:
It runs small and cropped, so I just bought the large to sort of stretch out and wear off one shoulder like that. Do you love or do you love? I know you love it.
Is anyone else obsessed with Disney like I am? Which characters? Let’s go.