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How often has this happened to you: You’re sitting in your retromodern suburban home watching the soaps, when suddenly a team of secret government agents surrounds the building.
Oh crap, you realize, they’re after those nuclear submarine plans I stole last week and haven’t had a chance to deliver to the highest-bidding cat-stroking swank-underground-headquarters-buried-under-a-volcano-on-a-tropical-island-having supervillian yet! WHAT DO YOU DO?
Trapped in the living room, you hear your enemies’ careful approach. Changing quickly, you blend into the quirky pink and yellow wallpaper just in time.
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You need to get past them, to the kitchen, the nearest exit, your best hope for escape. Yes! Disguise yourself as a doily on the end table nearest the hall! (Grab the submarine plans from the drawer while you’re there.)
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OK, you’ve made it to the kitchen, but it’s full of creepy government dudes in sunglasses with their hands to their ears. Be the tablecloth, before they notice you!
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You are but a few steps from the open window, however your next move must be precise. This is not the time to act rashly, because if you are seen passing through the window then it’s all over for you anyway. Oh, excellent, the café curtains. You will be safe there.
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YOU HAVE ESCAPED! And you’ve even got some cute clothes for your trip. Well done, super secret spy lady. Well done.