It's gonna get sappy up in here.
OMIGODDDDD, you guys! I met Rachel Zoe! I can’t even tell you; she was the nicest, most awesome celebrity I’ve ever met, and I’d met tons of them (though I’m no Jane, my favorite besides Rachel was I think Courtney Love at our launch party).
But back to Rachel! Dude, she is like the loveliest loveliest person ever. The video speaks for itself – I apologize about how hard I’m teenyboppering out and giggling in the background. It was at the launch of a new lipsticks for which she is brand ambassador, called Exude.
Oh, and the one question I DIDN’T ask was “Have you ever faked an orgasm?”, because I lost my iPhone like a moron in the frenzied cab to the Plaza Hotel, where RZ’s event took place. The Oak Room. It’s so chic; next time you go to New York you totally have to go.
Anyway, the questions were in my phone and so I guess you’ll have to live the rest of your life not knowing whether or not the Zoe has faked an ‘O. Haven’t we all? Whatever. What I DID ask Rachel, in case you can’t understand in the din of the crazy audio:
1. What pills do you take every day?
Prenatal vitamins and Omega-3.
2. What’s the closest you’ve ever been to being arrested?
I'm so boring I don't think I've actually ever been close to being arrested. I think that makes me really unfun. I'm too prudish to be arrested.
3. Who’s on your celebrities to make out with list?
Johnny Depp and Robert Pattinson.
4. What’s the most disgusting thing in your purse?
Probably gum that's been there for too long.
[CAT: What kind of gum?]
A wide range of gum. All sorts of minty flavors. Wintermint, mint, exotic mint, polar ice, spearmint, who knows?
5. What’s the most played song on your iPod?
You mean in my car on the radio? Anything by the Beatles. Beatles, Neil Young, Grateful Dead, Stevie Nicks, pretty much that era. Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Elton John, Billy Joel. Now, truth be told, its like the Beatles' lullabies.
About those lipsticks: They’re more like beautifully pigmented, deeply tinted glosses – some with shimmer, some without. They are minty and breath freshening, a beauty YES that obvs never goes out of style. They click up in little lipsticks tubes so you can dab them on just so and they won’t get all greasy on your teeth.
Rachel endorses them, so obviously they’re perfect. What?! Don't you trust her! I do. No reason not to snatch them up and carry them with you everywhere. You can buy them here.
Oh, about Rachel’s outfit – it’s a Donna Karan jumpsuit! And about my photography – it sucks! I borrowed a publicist’s phone to film and then held it like a shaky old lady because I was so happy. Ha, sorry. When Rachel and I looked at it afterwards she laughed that it was “so Blair Witch.” Yes, it's true that I'm no Sofia Coppola. Oooh, Rachel, I die for you!
I told her that I was going to go to LA and get Zoe’d. I love you Rachel Zoe! I totally forgot to congratulate her on her new baby boy Skylar. Oh, and Rodger was there but I didn’t talk to him; he’s adorable. Everyone buy these lipsticks and enjoy the video! MWAH!