The Best Beauty Sh!t We Got Last Week: Soap on a Rope is Back  — And It's Fancy!

Plus: anti-bullying styling products, lipstick inspired by Queen Elizabeth, and more.

I feel like I've spent the last 24 hours (at least the waking ones) talking about the debate. Before, during, after — my brain has been in "Seriously, how can anyone justify voting for a man so exceptionally unsuitable to be president?" mode. I need a break. Do you need a break? Let's have a beauty shit break.

I wonder — if Trump styled his hair(?) with some of those Neon products, would he become less of a bully? Wishful thinking, I guess.

Speaking of wishful thinking, do any of these products get a spot on your wish list? What's your latest beauty purchase?