This Gorgeous Pageant Contestant Wore a Hijab on Her Head, But Did She Wear Wasabi on Her Lips?

Also in this week's beauty news: the FTC gives a sick burn to the homeopathic industry, and rebellious children are cutting off their hair for a very sneaky reason.
Publish date:
November 30, 2016
teens, haircuts, Minnesota, lip plumpers, hacks, Pageants, Beauty Pageants, Wasabi, Homeopathic, Ftc, Hijab

Don't worry — I'm not going to write about the Victoria's Secret "fashion" show, which hasn't even happened yet (it ain't news 'til it happens — haha!) because I'm pretty sure no one cares about it because it's not like those lingerie sets are even for sale. What's the point?! Why is there so much content surrounding it already? Anyway...

Speaking of beautiful women parading their beauty around in a public forum...

The Miss Minnesota USA pageant saw its first hijab and burkini

I low-key do not care about Miss-anything unless maybe Miss World, but it softens my cynical cholesterol-encrusted heart a smidge when stuff like this happens because, despite all the terrifying Islamophobic things I keep reading and seeing, to see women being celebrated for their beauty inclusive of their culture rather than diffusing it through an anglo-centric "exotic" beauty lens is honestly the sort of stuff I needed to see when I was a young lass who for whatever reason enjoyed watching the Miss Whatever contest on TV.

Halima Aden, is Somali-American and only 19 (I say this as a 30-year-old who's like, "Wow what's it like to be young, beautiful and powerful?"). She didn't win the crown, but whatever — I don't even know or care who did, because as she said herself: “A lot of girls were very supportive of what I’m doing, and that just makes it all worth it. And my advice to them is just be confident in your own skin, know that an extra layer of clothing does not define your beauty, because beauty is within."

Homeopathic products are officially decreed as bunk according to the FTC

And it now requires homeopathic remedies sold in the US to basically plainly state "this is mostly just for playing doctor circa Oregon Trail-era!"

I mean, not verbatim, but basically they're requiring a warning to be placed on labels that point out that there's no evidence to suggest that said homeopathic remedies work and that the whole thing is based on antiquated theories from the 18th century.

Way harsh, Tai.

There's even an FTC enforcement policy for products that don't follow suit and continue to use misleading marketing terms or make claims of efficacy without mentioning the whole outdated old-timey nature of homeopathy. To each their own under-regulated language, I guess!

A Moroccan TV program showed women how to cover up marks of abuse and women understandably are like "WTF?"

“Do not cover domestic violence with makeup, condemn the aggressor!”

That's the key slogan on a petition calling for “severe sanctions” against the Moroccan TV program, Sabahiyaf, which aired a segment meant to show makeup tips to conceal bruises from domestic abuse and help women "get on with their daily lives." The demonstration used a model with fake bruises also done with makeup. Not only is it weirdly meta in practice but also disturbingly glib. Get on with their daily lives? Really?

Yes, obviously. It's 2016. I know there's a lot of fucked up stuff going on in the world, but at this point, when domestic abuse is largely no longer tolerated, a television segment showing women how to cover bruises from abuse with makeup is beyond tone-deaf and normalizes domestic abuse, putting the onus back on the victims.

“As Moroccan women and as feminist activists in Morocco, and in the name of all Moroccan people, we denounce the message of normalization with violence against women," reads the petition, with over 2,800 signatures and counting.

Why can't there be television segments on bringing domestic abuse offenders to justice and protecting victims, hmm?

Free lip plumper with every sushi order

🐝NATURAL LIP FILLERS - get SOFT, PLUMP, FULL, lips without needles or sucking on cups or objects 😳🙄As you may have noticed, I have VERY wrinkly lips and its cold AF in Toronto so now theyre super dry too. Wrinkly + Dry = worst combination ever!! SOOO.. THIS one trick is a great way to get plump lips that look like youve had fillers - theyll be extremely soft, wrinkles will be filled in, theyll have a natural pink color, and theyll be so plump ppl will think youve had them done🙃 all you need is: ✅WASABI! - $4 for a tube at the grocery store or you can keep the leftovers from sushi dates 🍣 😛take a tiny amount and rub it all over your lips ⏰leave on for NO MORE THAN 1 minute wipe off with a damp cloth or baby wipe 💦moisturize IMMEDIATELY! I used my @farsalicare Rose Gold Elixir ✨- you can use whatever you prefer to moisturize your lips, the key is to make sure to moisturize! there you have ittttttt .. pillow soft lips! you can apply a lip color on top if youd like but i personally like how it looks with a plump natural pink color the plumpiness lasts a whole day for me - but everyone is different so results will vary from person to person. The wasabi does sting but it's less than your traditional lip plumper and the effects last longer 😗 👯don't forget to share this video with a friend who wants a lil plump job and help a sis outtttt and like this video 👍🏾 Disclaimer: As with any skin care regimen, always do a test patch first to see if your skin is allergic to any of the ingredients. Everyone's skin is different, so result can vary from person to person. I can not vouch for any substitute ingredients. This post is provided for information and educational purposes. It is not designed or intended to constitute medical advice. Please discontinue use if your skin does not react well to the regimen.

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Another weird way to plump lips goes viral-ish, with beauty Instagrammer Farah Dhukai's video using wasabi as a plumping treatment. Yep, just straight sushi horseradish.

As someone who routinely goes HAM with the mean green on my spicy salmon rolls (double spicy!), I have been brought to tears from wasabi nearly every time I eat sushi — but I never thought to plump my lips with it.

Ask any doctor and they'll def tell you that this is a thing that could backfire horribly with allergic reactions or extreme irritation due to its spicy, spicy nature (and because your lips have way less barrier protection that the rest of your skin), but... I'm probably gonna try it anyway.

The best decoy for sneaking out at night involves a hair sacrifice

If you still live with your parents and your parents still care about what time you come home at night, consider defying them wholeheartedly with a commitment to deception that involves chopping off a sizable lock of hair.

Just a small sacrifice to pay to fool your lazy mom and/or dad from thinking that you're sound asleep, possibly asphyxiated under your sheets with a little tuft of hair sticking out. (Seriously WHO sleeps with the covers all over their entire head? How do you breathe?)

Funny? Yes. Clever? Sort of. Y'all never heard of clip-in hair extensions?

If I sound salty it's because I can't remember the last time I could keep my eyes open long enough to stay out until 4 a.m.