I Don't Know What's Gonna Make Things OK Right Now, But Maybe Dolly Parton Hair Products Will Cheer You Up
The higher the hair, the closer to demolishing the patriarchy?
Another week, another heap of bags and boxes containing jars, tubes and bottles of beauty schmutz. Yay!
One of these weeks, I'm going to introduce you to the great guys from the Time Inc messenger center who deliver packages to our desks. I know when I see one of their blue shirts and hear a "bleep-bloop" sound that they're bringing something for me to sign for. (They're not robots — the "bleep-bloop" is the little digital signature thing they carry.) After almost a year here, they know exactly which brands' deliveries are going to get the biggest smile out of me — and they never make fun of me for the chronically product-smothered state of my desk.
But for now, I'll just be introducing you to some of the most interesting beauty stuff we got last week. Ready? OK! (Sorry — inner cheerleader came out for a second.)