The Best Beauty Sh!t We Got Last Week: Everything but the Kitchen Sink Edition

Alternate name: Super-Cute Lip Balm Edition.

Of the oodles — oodles, I say! — of products that landed on my desk last week, none of them are what I need most right now: something to put on the gnarly curling wand burn I got on my wrist this morning. Does anyone make a product that a) makes it stop hurting, b) reduces the redness, c) prevents the scar I swear I can already see starting to develop, and d) makes me stop whining about the burn?

Although none of last week's arrivals fit the bill, I have a feeling that you'll be interested in what a lot of them can do. So since this is the biggest Best Beauty Sh!t roundup thus far, let's stop dilly-dallying and get to the goodies.

I already have stuff piling up for next week, and it's only Monday!

Which of these are you most excited to try? Or perhaps you've already tried a few? Tell me what's on your product wish list right now!