It felt like my nails sprouted hard, lumpy tumours. But I dealt with it for the sake of journalism.
Verrrrrry little surprises me in the realm of depillation, but I think I have come across something.
I recently got a Groupon for a $25 Brazilian wax. (Is skimping on bikini waxes ill-advised, like buying sale meat?) Possibly, because toward the end, the aesthetician suddenly said, "Flip over for the pony tail."
To which I replied, "My pony tail?"
And she explained to me in the strictest medical terminology, "You know, the hair in the ass dimple."
And I died.
OK, actually I had a few reactions.
1) My goodness!
2) Is this a Thing?
3) If this is a Thing, why isn't there a novelty wedding dance song about it? Flip over for the pony tail! Now just the bride's family.
Have you ever heard this called this before? I feel like I didn't need a new area to worry about keeping panna cotta smooth. Please let me know if this is something you all have been well aware of and margarita-brunch-horror-storrying over without me, and furthermore, if it's OK to complain about the thoroughness of your wax when you're paying less than the cost of an expensive burger for it.