I want easy, I want fast, I want (relatively) painless, I want the privacy of my own living room, and -- dare I say? -- I want fun. At least, a little bit of fun. Please.
Maybe that’s why I lose it every time the mental missive “SADIE’S GETTING MARRIED!” flashes through my hippocampus. It’s like I’m showing you my new favorite movie and saying, “Brace yourself, it’s about to get good.”