sex, sex, sex ... and love
I call this the sad-to-sex routine: Guy tells me his Tragic Story, then tries to get handsy. No, thank you.
in

Dec 21, 2012 at 12:30pm | 69 comments

psychiatry
If I wanted to go to a professional regarding the amount of jiggle I'm packin', I would have chosen a trainer or nutritionist, not a psychiatrist.
repairs
Hello. My name is Sarah, and I am disastrous person.
in

Oct 19, 2012 at 5:00pm | 71 comments

sexual assault
The officer chuckled. "Frankly, there's nothing we can do." My eyes were wide with disbelief as I saw her fold up the paper she had been writing on and open the passenger door of the car. "And my suggestion?" she offered. "If you have the cash, take a cab home."
in

Sep 4, 2012 at 9:00am | 146 comments

boobs
While my right breast had developed into a full, rounded, cleavable C cup, my left breast had grown into a pert little teardrop-shaped mound, sitting inches higher than her partner.
cancer
Much like other diseases that many people mistakenly pass off as the end result of an individual's weak will in the face of overwhelming vice, lung cancer is often treated with an attitude that blames the sick, rather than treating them with the compassion they deserve.
in

Jul 6, 2012 at 3:00pm | 39 comments

bitches
For many people with self-esteem problems, there is comfort in the status quo. Once I had banished all the assholes from my life, I realized it was something I strangely craved.
body
The human body is a miracle! Let's stuff things into it.
inheritance
While 22-year-old me might have rented a party bus and bought a case of Moet, these days, I'm a grown-ass lady. What do I do with the $$$?
bridal gowns
My first experience trying on wedding gowns may have put me off the whole thing forever. Help me pick a dress online?