What I Do, Job-wise: Have you seen the movie Secretary? It is kind of like that, only without the sexual, sadomastic overtones and James Spader.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Impromptu dance parties. Webbing for weird. Creating innovative vegetarian cuisine. Movie marathons.
My Motto: "If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind." - Kurt Vonnegut
My Anti-Motto: It could always be worse.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Jeremy Licht (the brainy twin from The Hogan Family)
My “celebs to make out with” list: John Slattery, Robert Downey, Jr., Bill Murray, Alec Baldwin… Hmmm, so it turns out that I do I have a type.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Digital Animal – Honey Claws
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A red polo dress that brings all the boys to the yard
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Anything under $10 that promises to reduce frizz
I smell like: Bvlgari Red Tea perfume and sunshine.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): A lady never tells.
Um, Everybody Else "Experimented" With Their Female Friends, Right? 0
I’ll Try Anything Once: Hot Pink Pubes 0
It Happened To Me: I Was a Battered Wife 0
For Those of You Thinking, “Well, Maybe Hobby Lobby Has a Point About Religious ‘Freedom’ and Healthcare…”
Dear Women Who Are Using a Couple Shot as Your Facebook Profile Photo, I Get It: You Win
I Was Fat-Shamed At The Salon -- Here's What To Do If It Happens To You
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Worked In Child Protective Services
My Neighbor Got Angry At Me Because His Kid Overheard Me Having Sex
What YOU Taught Us About Style This Week: I'm Really Not Fascinated Anymore
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Am Against No-Kill Animal Shelters
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