Rose Gardner

Age: 30

What I Do, Job-wise: Book editor

What I Do, Fun-wise: Drink, spend my wages on MAC lipstick, search for the perfect burger, read YA fiction, try to write YA fiction.

My Motto: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars (Wilde, natch)

My Anti-Motto: How can you not like Britney Spears? (Lindsay Lohan)

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Macaulay Culkin (in My Girl - awkward...)

My “celebs to make out with” list: Joaquin Phoenix. The end.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Here Comes My Baby - Cat Stevens; Amerie - 1 Thing

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Fault in Our Stars, John Green

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: American Apparel body con dresses, Jeffrey Campbell platform boots, M&S cotton knickers

Beauty Products That I Hoard: MAC Lady Danger lipstick, YSL Touche Eclat, Max Factor Masterpiece Max mascara, Rimmel liquid eyeliner (been wearing it since I was 15...still a classic)

I smell like: Ricci Ricci, by Nina Ricci

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, sorry.