A non-exhaustive list of the things I refuse to get involved with includes: home-made candles in tea cups, home-made jewellery, home-made, hand-printed Christmas cards, and flower pressing.
Does Anyone Else Get Massive Spa Etiquette Fear? ALSO, Are You Meant To Keep Your Pants On When You Have A Massage?
I’m scared because I never know quite how naked you’re meant to get. I’m almost certain that you’re not supposed to take your pants off, but that’s not the same as absolutely certain.
Everyone I Know Is Obsessed With Statement Jewellery - But I think It’s A By-word For Lazy Fashion, Along With Leggings And Those Short-sleeved Shirts With Long Sleeves Sewn Into Them. Tell me I’m wrong…
Yes you can liven up a plain white t-shirt with a statement necklace, but where’s the sense of achievement in that? And where does it end? Livening up your best lounging pants with some chandelier earrings and a cocktail ring? It’s madness I tell you!
It wouldn’t occur to me to whip out the blue mascara or a purple eye shadow of an evening. I just feel a bit like that sort of behaviour was the preserve of my teenage years and early ‘20s. I’m being an idiot, aren’t I?