Age: 25Twitter: @LouisPeitzmanWhat I Do, Job-wise: Write, watch TV.What I Do, Fun-wise: Same as above, but with nap breaks.My Motto: "Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito." - Neely O'Hara My Anti-Motto: "Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothing but boobies." - Neely O'HaraThe First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: I don't feel comfortable calling Charles Grodin a movie star. My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Bryan Greenberg, Max Greenfield, anyone with "Green" in his last name (Jews). The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Joyful, Joyful" from the Sister Act 2 soundtrack. Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Twitter.My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Leopard-print Snuggie. Beauty Products That I Hoard: Snuggies are beauty products, right?I smell like: Blogger. I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, but only on the phone.
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