Kristina Anne Gylling

Kristina Anne Gylling is a creative writing student at Concordia University and lives in Montreal, Canada. Her writing has also been published on Vice.com.

Age:  26

Twitter: @kaemahler

What I Do, Job-wise: I am a legal assistant at an adult entertainment company.

What I Do, Fun-wise: hangout with my pug Sammy, run, sort of play music, go to shows, ride my bike, read books, talk shit with my friends, the same stuff everyone does.

My Motto: “shit’s a bitch and then you live”

My Anti-Motto: "I think you’ve had enough”

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Madsen as the dad in Free Willy

My “celebs to make out with” list: The Birthday Party-era Nick Cave, Viggo Mortensen

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: probably some song by The Breeders

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Sheila Heti’s How Should A Person Be?

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: 10 hole ox blood Doc Martens

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Essie nail polish, eyebrow pencils

I smell like: Lush patchouli deodorant and menthol cigarettes

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I don’t see the point