What I Do, Job-Wise: Freelance Copywriter
What I Do, Fun-Wise: Comedy writer, Couch Lounger and Husband-Kisser. (Um…just my husband. Not anyone else’s.)
My Motto: Be nice to everyone—but not too nice. There’s a fine line between folksy and creepy. Stay on the folksy side, y’all.
My Anti-Motto: Avoid eye contact.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming: 11/22/63 by Stephen King
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Fuchsia velour lounge pants that are very JLo circa 2002, paired with my Ohio University tee. It’s always sexy time in the Pingle house.
Favorite Beauty Product: Lipstick and sunglasses—the universal anti-aging secret of the over-30’s woman.
IHTM: I Knew I Was Marrying The Wrong Guy -- But Married Him Anyway 106
It Happened to Me: I Met the Love of My Life When I Was Married to Someone Else 132
White Women, I Am Not Your "Girl" And No, You Can't Say The N-Word
I Can’t Believe I Now Have To Convince White People That I Like White People
Please Stop Calling People You Don't Know “Ladies”
The Most Uninhibited, Nonjudgmental, More-Free-Spirited-Than-Coachella, Full-Of-Love Open Thread Ever!
I Am The Most Popular Woman on OKCupid
I Don't Really Want To Hear About That Time You Pooped Your Pants
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Don't Regret Having A Charity Benefit For Myself Even Though It Made People Hate Me
xoJane.com is where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is applauded.
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