Ilana

Age: 24

Twitter: @ilazer

What I Do, Job-wise: Writer and Sometimes Babysitter

What I Do, Fun-wise: Comedy

My Motto: Get it, kyuh!

My Anti-Motto: "Look hot and stop talking. And kill everyone." You know that old saying?

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: These, like, genie pants that are soft and thin, and I wear in the house.

Favorite Beverage: Chocolate milk.

The First Person I Ever Had A Crush On: Mark Paul Gosselaar, and Will Smith (when Fresh Prince was still on).

Celebs I Wanna Make Out With: Kanye West

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. Lol, no joke.

Favorite Beauty Product: Vaseline. Tyra's totally right. On that one.