I just think Bryan Adams would make a really good boyfriend, ok? I mean, everything he does, he does it for you. And he’ll do it for 16 weeks in the UK, 7 in the US and 9 in Canada.
Her opening gambit was “I’m not a feminist, I love men”, which if it isn’t the very reason the internet term ‘facepalm’ was invented, should be
I love food, it’s just I don't know the first thing about it. If anybody starts talking about the intricacies of texture and palate, they might as well be speaking French, or English in a French accent.