What I do job-wise: Software company employee/writer/dreamerWhat I do fun-wise: Laugh for hours at animal (cat) YouTube videosMy motto: There is no such thing as too many cats.My anti-motto: This is such a thing as too many children.First movie star I ever had a crush on: Jonathon Taylor Thomas, yo.My celebs to make out with list: Robert Downey Jr.Last book a read without skimming any parts: “New York” by EdwardRutherford. Or maybe “Goodnight Moon”?My most worn item of clothing: Pajama pantsBeauty products I hoard: None…I’m lucky if I brush my hair in the morning(hence the cats).I smell like: Flintstone vitamins.I have faked an orgasm (yes/no): Please. Of course.
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