Eva Glettner

I’m a Los Angeles Mama to three boys. Their interests range from physics to rock the fakies, and everything in between. Do everyone else’s kids play “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Toilet?” I write for Babble, The Huffington Post, Cool Mom Picks, Skate Mamas, and Mom.me. I’m working on a middle grade fiction book that will blow your mind. I can be bribed with Sweet Tarts, but only the grape ones. 
 
Age: 33
 
Twitter: @skatemamas
 
Email: eva@skatemamas.com
 
What I Do, Job-wise: I write, and people pay me.
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Up until three weeks ago, I ran, a lot. Now I’ve got a shaved hip, how hot is that? When I recover, I’m gonna get into cycling. Like Lance Armstrong, but without the dope. I know, not nearly as much fun.
 
My Motto: “Be Yourself; Everyone else is taken.” Oscar Wilde
 
My Anti-Motto: “ When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.” Anonymous
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On:  Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Yes, Please. I’m still crushing on him. He’s like a fine wine..he keeps getting better with age.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: " Country Girl” by “Carolina Chocolate Drops
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: "The Dovekeepers” by Alice Hoffman.
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: a hat. Either a snapback or a straw fedora, I’m obsessed with my hats.
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Bronzer. Just because I live in LA does not mean that I’m always at the Beach.
 
I smell like: Lavender. No, not in a strip club way. In a field of posies and …you guessed it, lavender way.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Everyone has. Straight up.