Mother, Wife, TV addict, obsessed with butter, cakes and skinny jeans that don’t go baggy after one wear.
What I Do, Job-wise: TV Editor for a weekly men’s magazine.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Bake cakes, dress my child like me, hang out with the husband watching lewd comedies, chest bumps and grow herbs.
My Motto: Things get done
My Anti-Motto: ‘If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be’. No it’s not.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Rob Lowe My “celebs to make out with” list: Tom Hiddleston (who should be Christian Grey) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Mumford and Sons Roll Away. (My kid and I like to dance around like rednecks pretending to play the banjo)
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker – lady porn. I’ve read them in a matter of days.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Knackered Carvela biker boots.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Nude lipsticks and black liquid liner.
I smell like: Blue Comfort clothes softener and Philosophy Pure Grace and occasionally cigarettes.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yup!
My Kid Is Sick and I'm Exhausted But These Products Are Saving My Face 19
Why I Don't Regret My Career As A Boob-Peddler 101
It's Happening to Me: Right Now, I'm Miscarrying a Baby 109
For Those of You Thinking, “Well, Maybe Hobby Lobby Has a Point About Religious ‘Freedom’ and Healthcare…”
Dear Women Who Are Using a Couple Shot as Your Facebook Profile Photo, I Get It: You Win
I Was Fat-Shamed At The Salon -- Here's What To Do If It Happens To You
My Neighbor Got Angry At Me Because His Kid Overheard Me Having Sex
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Worked In Child Protective Services
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Am Against No-Kill Animal Shelters
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don't Think Comedy Is Funny
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