Cynthia

Cynthia is a corporate writer by day and creative writer by night. After 19 idyllic years in the Midwest, she weaned herself from the tit of the suburbs and headed to New York where she’s spent the last 20 years turning news from executives into messages for employees. While she adores cable TV, Crest Whitestrips and gossip magazines, her partner of nearly two decades and her sweet baby girl are her true loves.

Age:  40

Twitter: @cyngun18 but I only follow, I rarely contribute. Lazy and voyeuristic, I know.

What I Do, Job-wise: Turn thoughts to words. Sometimes my own, but mostly other people’s. 

What I Do, Fun-wise: Clean my house. Seriously, it gives me such pleasure. 

My Motto: Live and let live

My Anti-Motto: Don’t ask, don’t tell

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. I wrote her a fan letter when I was seven and spent the next two years checking the mail for a reply that never came. I’m still bitter. She’s still gorgeous.

 My “celebs to make out with” list: Lisa Marie Presley, Diane Sawyer, Belinda Carlisle and Archie Panjabi as Kalinda Sharma

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Silver Springs – Fleetwood Mac

 Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: "Strange Piece of Paradise," Terri Jentz

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Red loafers and a Vespa messenger bag 

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Aveda’s Deep Penetrating Hair Revitalizer and medicated ChapStick

I smell like: Prada Candy. Often just candy.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I’ll say anything to end a bad night.