Age: Old enough to know better and young enough to do it anyway.Twitter: @cjarabiaWhat I Do, Job-wise: Freelance writer, blogger, social media & internet marketing.What I Do, Fun-wise: Knitting, hanging with my dogs and my boy.My Motto: "So heavenly minded I ain’t no earthly fu*kin’ good."My Anti-Motto: "Wait till it’s on sale."The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Mather Zickel.My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Mather Zickel.The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Jenny Craig’s Walk It Off IntermediateAdvanced 40 Minute WorkoutLast Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: FreedomMy Most Worn Item of Clothing: Tights & Tom’s Shoes.Beauty Products That I Hoard: Nail polish.I smell like: Farts.I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only to get back to watching TV faster.
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