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Apr 22, 2013 at 11:00am | 436 comments

how not to be a dick
Just because I am Jewish does not mean I have this insane craving for bagels all the time. It’s not like I am a bagel-vampire and to live I must have blood-enhanced bagels or I will start killing townspeople.