Jobseeker’s Cosmetics: My Best Budget Beauty Buys

In a matter of months I had gone from shopping in Selfridges to begging in Superdrug, and actually asked the shop assistant what the cheapest foundation they had was. But let’s be honest, I didn’t get the cheapest, I’m way too precious.

My Boy-Period-Skin Remedies

As most of you have probably worked out by now, I am a boy/male/unfemale. So, like, it’s impossible for me to menstruate. So my non-existent vagina doesn’t bleed. But my soul does. At how bad my skin is right now. CHRIST. Yeah that’s right, I’m on my boy-period.