Allan Mott

Pretty In The Past: Zoë Lund

Zoë possessed the kind of sad, ethereal beauty we associate with the likes of Isabelle Adjani and Gene Tierney - burnished by sharp cheekbones and impossibly full lips.

Pretty in the Past: Raquel Welch

Unlike other similar actresses blessed/cursed with the “sex symbol” label, Welch managed to cling to the edges of show business, popping her head up every now and then in order to remind everyone that there are apparently some people out there who simply do not age like the rest of us.

Leave Me Alone, I'm Not Lonely

If everyone on the planet were as innately fuckable as Jordan Catalano, the over-population crisis caused by all the 24/7 boning would have robbed the planet of its resources centuries ago.