Allan Mott

In an Amazon.com review of his book "Gothic Ghost Stories" a dissatisfied reader once suggested Allan was a narcissistic goth lesbian. That pretty much sums it up.
 
Name: Allan Mott
 
Twitter: @HouseofGlib
 
What I Do, Job-Wise: I'm essentially Don Draper without the charisma, sex appeal, shady past, position or talent. That is to say, I work in advertising and marketing.
 
What I Do, Fun-Wise: I FUCK SHIT UP! Mostly by watching B-Movies, playing video games and drinking cocktails specifically designed to taste like candy. I spend way too much money on food and very infrequently update my blog, VanityFear.com, as well as contribute to other websites like Flick Attack, Bookgasm, Canuxploitation and this one you're on right now.
 
My Motto: "I don't wanna be buried in a Pet Semetery."
 
My Anti-Motto: "I wanna be buried in a Pet Semetery."
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Kristy McNichol. The one-two punch of seeing "Little Darlings" and "The Pirate Movie" in the same week hit me HARD.
 
My "Celebs to Make Out With" List": All of them? If I have to be specific, then Raquel Welch, Salma Hayek, Caroline Munro, Christina Hendricks, the girl in the latest Wendy's ads, Marina Diamandis and Janeane Garofalo.
 
The Most Played Songs On My iTunes List: Apparently it's "Radio" by Lana Del Rey. Maybe I should lie about that?
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: "I Am Spartacus!: Making a Film, Breaking the Blacklist" by Kirk Douglas.
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: If you have to ask, you really are new to this site.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm: Y'know, sometimes you really just want to go to sleep....
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Is Red Bull considered a beauty product?
 
I Smell Like: Cinnamon, wood and alcohol, courtesy of Tonic by A Beautiful Life.