Alice Myerhoff

Alice is a snarky, working mom with hippy tendencies. She grew up living overseas while her Air Force dad’s job took the family to stints in Turkey, Germany & Japan. She can count to 10 in six languages and is fluent in German and French. She has been an online games producer, a mortgage broker and bartended at a Spanish restaurant on Lake Tiberias, Israel making less than minimum wage while beautiful Israeli waitresses screamed at her to hurry up with their drinks. But that’s all ancient history and now she’s a grown up who helps businesses grow their revenue via sales and business development.
 
Age: 43
 
Twitter: @motodot
 
What I Do, Job-wise: Sell sponsorships and other marketing opportunities for the Pivot Conference and other companies.
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Row whaleboats in the San Francisco Bay, yoga, over-snuggle my kids, ride & ogle bicycles, read a lot and travel when I can swing it between kids’ school & working.
 
My Motto: Don’t reward bad behavior.
 
My Anti-Motto: Be nice to everyone.
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands
 
My “celebs to make out with” list:  George Clooney but ever since seeing Magic Mike with my gay friends, I’ve fantasized about a lap dance from Channing Tatum.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: iTunes? It’s all about Pandora, Spotify and Songza kids. My favorite stations are Bossanova and Mozart and I like the Songza concierge for when I’m cooking or hanging out in my art-infested kitchen with friends.
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts:  Thrive: Finding Happiness the Blue Zones Way which is unusual for me because I usually read modern fiction and biographies about awesome women.
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: a black sleeveless dress from Theory that I got at Nordstrom Rack. Looks awesome with everything and makes me feel beautiful.
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Anything my aesthetician tells me to buy, which has worked well for me because people generally think I’m 7-8 years younger than I am…although that could just be due to immature behavior.
 
I smell like: Lavender or citrus body lotion.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): A vehement no. See “My Motto” answer.