Menstruating Olympic high-jumpers WILL be harangued by female comedians dressed as Republicans. FACT.
Inertia and me: I have absolutely no interest in the Olympics, even though this makes me a bad Londoner, a bad feminist and generally a bad person.
This isn’t going to be another article about how the Olympics are rubbish because they’re going to bugger up the tube. Oh alright, maybe a little bit.