It's Halloween night, and that means there's still time for one more round of headscratchers from the costuming department. Or, you know, a last-minute costume change. No judging here.
Sexy Big Bird Gets a Sexy Cease-and-Desist Letter (Plus 14 More Sexy Halloween Costumes That May Retroactively Destroy Your Childhood)
All of your most beloved childhood characters, now with 1000% more cleavage.
All year long I look forward to October because it is the one month where I get to wet-blanket all over everyone’s good time with my annoying cultural analysis.