And you can too - here's my handy guide to running away from your problems!
I used to have a friend who was training to be a beautician. She disappeared on the day they were learning to do bikini waxes until the teacher found her hiding in a cupboard. My response to potential bad shit is equally as sketchy.
Sometimes when your whole world collapses around you and everything is utterly shiteous, the very best thing to do is run away.