I had just realized that I was probably on a date when he told me that he had naked pictures of me from when I was a teenager.
I bind you, Nancy. I bind you from sending me wiener pics on Twitter.
I'm a grown ass adult who shouldn't talk like a trashy teen skater who just ollied out of a rural Dairy Mart.
The first thing you probably want to know is, Hey, Julieanne, why do you have a penis enlarger? Well, I have a question for you: why do you NOT have a penis enlarger?