I got two tattoos in the same month. That's normal, right?
I think it's funny that I'll take my top hat wearing, parasol holding, gold tooth having narwhal tattoo to my grave.
"Omg," I thought to myself, "What if I accidentally walk out of here with a real face tattoo? What an article THAT would be!"
I’m fully disclosing my wimp status when it comes to piercings. But also my favorite piercing products! Relevant!