Mine comes in dark, thick and lots of it.
I will never forget how mortified I felt when my brother asked me, "Morgan, why do you have a moustache?" when I was 18.
My Mother's Perm Traumatized Me -- Did Your Parents Change Their Appearance In A Way That Upset You?
What is it about a small change in a parent's appearance that makes a big, scary impression on a child?
At this point, it takes him almost as long to get the mustache ready as it takes me to get ready to go out at night.