And I might just save someone's life with my crap.
IT HAPPENED TO ME: My Period Almost Killed Me (But Instead Just Gave Me a Really Embarrassing Medical Horror Story)
I have an unfortunately vivid memory of removing my tampon in a room full of doctors, nurses, and my dad.
My cyst's gigantic circumference meant all of my non-parasitic organs were squished into a tiny blob against my side.
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Am Eden Alexander, The Porn Star Whose Medical Fundraiser Was Confiscated Because Of My Profession
I am a human being, and I was near death when WePay nixed my ability to raise funds.